Do not drop the soap when you are showering with an elephant.
Frat boys around the nation take note - this is the proper way to do the elephant walk.
An elephant will never forget about what you did last summer.
Why don't more people use elephant references to talk about their large penises?
How many legs does this Elephant have? Trippy!!
Is the idea that an elephant is on the ramp any more ridiculous than a frictionless ramp?