Google Is Mean

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve