Rated "E" for Everyone

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.