Go ahead, make her a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without the crust cut off.
"Sure nipple percing sounds like a great idea, now."
"I hearby call this area of West Virginia: Nipple Hill!" -- John Quincy Nipple, 1839
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Easily beats out it's closest competitor, "Weird Aunt in a Tank Top Nipple."
"While miniature golfing we realized this guy in front of us had a third nipple ON HIS ARM!"