A Little nipple action

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts