"I think Craigslist is trying to warn me about the potential buyers."
I see the cup of water hanging and waiting to strike, but why duct tape a bottle to the door?
Don't worry, he's not dead. He's just sleeping in a rabies-induced coma waiting to strike.
Hey Machete, you know what I just noticed? Isn't that supposed to end in an M?
Or was it just the perfect chance for Wolverine to STRIKE?
"It was the Hamburglar. I'm telling you, I was framed!"