You know for a guy I make fun of a lot, Chuck Norris could definitely kill me. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture December 13, 2005 See More karate Chuck Norris Recommended Comments () Picture If Chuck Norris is so awesome, why did he make Sidekicks? Picture Mike Huckabee could run away with the ironic vote if he picks Chuck Norris as his running mate. Picture "This is Chuck Norris' house in the Bahamas." It's apparently in stealth mode - you can't see any of his missile silos or machine gun nests. Picture "A recent poll discovered 93% of women think about Chuck Norris during sex. A similar poll discovered Chuck Norris thinks about Chuck Norris 100% of the time during sex." Picture Chuck Norris' chest hair is actually steel wool. Picture If Chuck Norris had really pranked you, you wouldn't have an apartment anymore. Comments ()