Would you like some of our special sauce with that?

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.