Not actual size Ikea?!? You mean I rented this U-Haul for nothing?
Pick-up line of the night: I think these balloons are taking me UP, UP, UP the stairs and into my bedroom.
Good, I was looking for a way to open a wine bottle in the grossest way possible.
"I like the ROFL swiss better."
"I told my girlfriend that I got these for her makeup. Nothing else, I swear!"
Does that mean Lola Bunny is up for grabs?