Stop, drop and roll
One of my friends got married in this church this past weekend. The sign wasn't too reassuring.
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.