"C'mon guys, my step-dad's picking me up in half an hour to bring me to his super orthodox church."

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3