Picture "C'mon guys, I can play the theme song to Super Smash Brothers on my synthesizer if you let me join your club."
Picture "Nothing can break Blaine's concentration. Not even me and my tongue flicking back and forth making slurping noises for half an hour straight."
Picture "It took us a good half hour but we finally got him in there. After a case of bear and a bottle of wine, he finally fit. If you pass out on my floor, you never know where you will wake up."