"Barry Bonds said recently that he will be reporting to spring training 40 pounds lighter. I wonder why?"

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve