How far can geese jump....???

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe