Wal-Mart sells PowerWheels that are nicer than the cars they give their security.

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.