The Ratchet Strap 2000 holds cargo and obtains zero knowledge...
Just a normal day on the florida turnpike...the same road I got a seat belt ticket on when I paid my toll...
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.




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Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.