he must have seen something good

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive