RIP HIS HEAD OFF!!

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive