Picture "Yeah, that's great Gunther. Just a little bit more to the right. One more BIG step okay big guy? Great."
Picture How stupid do you think people are? Everyone knows there's no such thing as "air conditioning beer." And if there was, it definitely wouldn't be free.
Picture "Where's Waldo, our zany cousin who's been staying with us this past summer? Oh right, suffering from heat exhaustion and severe dehydration."