5 cent Brazzilian

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young