"I'm sorry officer, I didn't see a WHITE car fleeing the scene of that convenience store burglary and double homicide. But thanks for asking." « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Jason on June 7, 2009 Recommended Comments () Picture I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize the roof was on fire. Yes sir, I'll have it looked at immediately. Picture I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't build totem poles. Picture Sorry insurance companies, I don't care what kind of lovable advertising campaign you are running, I've seen Sicko and I heard you are evil. Picture Look there's some paint on this fence and--OH DEAR GOD I'M SORRY FOR ALL MY SINS JUST MAKE HIM STOP STARING. Picture I'm sorry officer, I thought for sure that was disco. Picture "Well, you see, officer, I was trying to build my own monorail." Comments ()