Finally...
tired of the Duke Boys getting all the glory, Hazzard County's favorite mechanic petitions the city council for some recognition
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.