She's not pregnant. The silicone breast implants just got loose and went south.

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe