This is what you get for raiding the trunks in your parents' attic.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

She hasn't been seen since.

The transformation is almost complete.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.