Picture "The funniest part was the cop didnt even wake them up to let them know they were getting a ticket."
Picture the "quality" showers in our dorm. some short guy probably installed them so i gotta get on my knees whenever i want to wash my hair.
Picture "This is from a football Saturday at Notre Dame. We were walking by this group of kids playing football. My friend told them he would give them $100 if they kicked the ball off to him and he didn't run it back for a touchdown. He ran past most of the kids