Girls in capes are hot.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

I don't blame her. I blame her brain.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.