It's in case the police need to roll over twenty unoccupied cars while pursuing a suspect. Or in case there's a Carzilla attack somewhere.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321