I'm almost broke, better not touch it.
It was a real problem until they put that sign there.
He's not allowed to touch the dog anymore, especially after "the incident."
Whatever you do, do NOT feed it after midnight.
It's not so much that you can't touch this, it's more that you probably won't want to.
One more thing - whatever you do do NOT wash the shirt. It could end this world as we know it.