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Now you've got the perfect pickup line! Walk up to a girl and get her attention. Now, pretend that when you touch your butt with your finger it's so hot that it makes a sizzling "tsssss" noise. Then pull down your pants, pretend to look surprised when you
"I was a katrina looter for Halloween." You sure were, and nobody can take that away from you.
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