I'll just have the hot soup, thank you.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Well, think it.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive