"Hello little boy. Would you like to touch one of my gumballs?" « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Mikael on June 6, 2009 See More creepy Food weird hair vending machine candy boardwalk wigs gumball desserts Recommended Comments () Picture It makes sense. Use the condom. Celebrate with Pop Rocks. Then take the Advil because you ate the Pop Rocks way too fast. Picture I know it looooks dangerous, but it's so damn enticing. Maybe just one lick of a lollipop? Picture "Some idiot lodged a candy bar in the door and now there is at least 10 bags of chips or candy bars waiting for whoever can dislodge the sword in the stone." Picture Don't forget to check out the "Taft Select Chocolate." Each one is a 5 pound ball filled with mayo. Picture "Will you take this damn wig off me and figure out how to work the VCR! I recorded Soul Train." Picture I wasn't hitting on her, I knew it wasn't a girl! Come on, I was totally kidding. You guys know that. I was totally kidding. Comments ()