In their defense, the label maker was a calculator.
The president sure loves his Michael Jackson impersonators.
First tip for tracking him down: check his address and phone number as listed on the book you published.
Whoever told the president to wear that red tie was smart, it looks sharp.
If you mess with Barack, you'll end up with dos equis--where your eyes used to be.
Really, at this point just go the extra inch and add the 's.