At about 10pm, my roommate and I were in our normal habit of watching Adult Swim and playing random video games when all of a sudden we get a knock at our door. I go to open it and suddenly 2 guys burst in, with ninja wraps on their head, spray a lot of febreeze all over our stuff and run out leaving a note that says "You stink!". I was hurt until 5 minutes later... Read More »
"This is what happens when you hide from the cops in an non-existant attic."
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Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
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Nudity Is Required In All Pools
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Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
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Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.