Some Icelanders don't know english too well

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday