Home Depot Husler

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Well, think it.

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost