I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Why Ethan and I are still single.
We play far too much halo. And people feel like taking sweet ass pictures of our obsession. It's pretty sad actually, but hey, it passes my summer.
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Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
