Picture Here's a good way to clear out a bar in 20 seconds. Bartenders might even start using it after last call.
Picture That's no mechanical bull! That's Rodney, the after-hours janitor, just lying under the saddle. He pretty much does it every Ladies Night.
Picture Don't be afraid to bite a little. Maybe caress her arm softly. There you go. Yeah. That's nice.
Picture I swear the whammy bar has always worked before, this is the first time it's ever malfunctioned.