Thongs are muscle shirts for butts.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

How do you show your work?

From Billy Skebba

You should see how she hails a cab.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

They're the two most popular girls in school.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.