Morgan Freeman only smokes the purp

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle