"Even sharks like to throw back a few."
Pretty romantic if you're idea of romance is staring at a block of wax.
"Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em? I stick a candle in my mouth and do this..."
Its gonna take quite a BJ to put out this candle.
The zippoty and the bobbity mmscented candles.
That Guy is such a hippie he even opposes killing virtual animals.