"Sometimes you get drunk and wake up with a penis man tattooed on your ankle. It's college." « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture November 26, 2005 Recommended Comments () Picture It's too bad that penis is there, otherwise I would get this tattooed on to my back. Picture You think you've been really drunk, but have you ever been shave-a-penis-into-your-chest drunk? Picture If you're going to get something ironic permanently etched onto your body, I recommend doing it during college. Picture Now you've got the perfect pickup line! Walk up to a girl and get her attention. Now, pretend that when you touch your butt with your finger it's so hot that it makes a sizzling "tsssss" noise. Then pull down your pants, pretend to look surprised when you Picture "It's a long hard story, but the moral is I ended up with a kidney tattooed on my leg." Picture Girl, I've got your name tattooed on my ass... Comments ()
Godzilla Gets Dog to Take a Bath
Proud Mother of Prisoner of the Month
Perfect Public Bathroom Break
My Turn To Give You a Sausage to Deep Throat
