I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
So apparently they weren't that hard to find after all
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I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.