You lost me at the part where Jesus sticks two fingers in a girl's vagina and one in her butt. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture November 24, 2005 See More jesus shocker Recommended Comments () Picture For those of you who have written in: The "Shocker" is a sexual technique where the index and middle fingers are inserted into the vagina, while the pinky is inserted into the anus. Picture The great thing about Jesus is you can add him to your interests right on your death bed and you still get to go to heaven. Picture Can you imagine how the shocker would work if we had 7 fingers instead of 5? Picture "My buddy and I were at the Indianapolis Formula 1 race and we got the grid girls to give the shocker." The real trick is getting them to take one. Picture Jesus Christ, get a room you two! Picture You guys don't remember that part in the New Testament when they refer to Jesus as Bingo? Comments ()