Brokeback Mountain Alternate Poster

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip