Just add an apostrophe s after everything. Why? Because the lord himself told me to!
"This is Obama's plan to save the economy."
"Okay, here's $5 and $10 if you aren't talking about your penis."
Instead of pumping jobs back into the economy, he'll have to settle on regular unleaded.
Santa just told those two kids Christmas was canceled due to the failing economy.
Finally, the last piece of the puzzle to my bank robbery dream team.