Transparent is the new white ...

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Well, think it.

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora