Unfortunately she got off the exit after reading "Will you marry me?"
"Why did you marry the guy?" "He makes me laugh."
"Will you marry me? I'm sorry that was directed towards your knapsack."
A hot girl that can make a sports pun? Marry me.
Please, just let her be upset. Adorably, adorably upset MARRY ME.
If you love that keg so much, why don't you marry it?