Nothing says wedding day like cake filled with sweet, sweet tobacco.
Nothing says hilarious like careless labor day fires!
Roses are red, violets are blue, but there are a lot of other flowers in the world, so you should look them up.
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day (observed)
Nothing says "I love you" quite like discounted Carrot Top tickets.
Nothing says, "We take getting black out drunk seriously" like a double-keggerator.