Wait for him to pass out, then add an 'S' to like and an 'N' to me.
It's a soy burger so the name actually works out well.
Jared, before he found Subway.
This is the new ad campaign for the Goliath.
The douche burger is gold leafed kobe beef formed around foie gras, then topped with cave aged Gruyere melted with Champagne steam, topped with truffle butter, lobster, caviar, and kopi luwak BBQ sauc …
Really, this should be Keystone's new advertising campaign.