My girlfriend and I were watching movies when I started to get a bit frisky, grabbing at her lady parts. "Not so fast," she said, "you need to grind first." Confused, I told her that dry humping hurts me. "No I mean grind for experience points, you need to romance me a bit before you get access to those levels." I nearly fell off the couch... Read More »
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The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Girl's Boyfriend Requests Fellatio For Birthday
Apparently she couldn't find it at Best Buy.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
Dear roommate, please stop leaving your notes everywhere.
Cody Kennedy. Not pictured: clothes.
Don't tell me where Waldo is. Now you've ruined it.
This injustice will not stand. Largely due to the packaging.
It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.
