I've got this condition...

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109