I may be drunk, but this blanket isn't nearly as soft as it should be.
We cooould look into this, but it'll probably be a real "time-drain."
If this isn't Jessica Simpson, it should be.
I know this looks illegal, but keep it mind it's the final blow of a devastating 4-hit combo.
It should have been illegal to produce Zubaz for children that small.
"Miss, I don't see how this could be considered 'educational'--but maybe we should keep watching."